Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
This is the high leading the old right now
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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