He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
