Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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