they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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