He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think I am morally bankrupt
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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