just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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