omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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