He is such a slut. More and more my type.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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