Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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