AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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