That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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