I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
we made out on top of his cat.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
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you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.