Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.