YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Blood and glitter go together right?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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