i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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