I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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