Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
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I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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