If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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