so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i came on her dog
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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