I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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