Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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