Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I am available for nakedness
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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