she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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