Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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