i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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