i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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