dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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