I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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