Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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