Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Are we still banned from the library?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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