Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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