Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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