the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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