is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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