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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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