That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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