I am spending my child support on dildos
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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