Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I would fuck him just for his dog
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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