it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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