i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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