You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
MIDGETS
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He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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