chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
