I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You may now shotgun with the bride
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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