i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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