i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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