Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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