Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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