How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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