all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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