Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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