Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I wish they made helmets for livers.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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