I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
my shit smells like andre
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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