Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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