I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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